This got a little week twords the end, but thats ok. It doesnt really get graded. Maybe one day i will divelop it more.
Mr. President,
Contained in this letter is a full debriefing on my teams recent mission counteracting the secret mercenaries of the Joint International Ministry of Ordering other Businesses Around, also known as J.I.M.O.B.A.
Three months ago, a reliable source, which will remain anonymous, informed our intelligence agency of JIMOBA’s most recent plot for world domination; gain control of the world’s supply of diapers and baby powder. Initially, this threat was not taken seriously, until one of our top research agents discovered several interesting facts about these two items. Apparently, the materials used in the construction of the common baby diapers become, what our research scientist are now calling, “Super Absorbent.” Also, the structure of the diaper provides a large padded space in the center. This padded section proves to be an ideal place to mount a small circuit board, as it provides optimal shock resistance, and an excellent hiding place from international security. Another fact worth noting is that the fibrous construction of the diapers can easily be laced with nanotechnology, and connected together with the standard adhesive. These features not only would allow for each diaper to become “smart,” but provide the ability for multiple units to “network” together, providing unified movement and coordination.
Another fact about diapers we found in research, are their wide spread use and distribution throughout our country and the world. This widespread use would allow these new devices to be distributed with out notice. Diapers are occasionally tested for the presence of illegal drugs, but rarely tested for the presence of nanotechnology.
Combining the information we gathered from our research with that of our informants, we came to the conclusion that the first step in JIMOBA plan, was to gain control, or at lest heavy influence, of all the major diaper producing companies in the world. Soon after our theory was confirmed when one of JIMOBA’s puppet companies, Maximums Inc acquired large shares of tree of the worlds largest baby care supply firms, including the infamous Baby Mech CO.
Once full control of these companies was gained, stolen top-secret technology, originally designed to aid in the baking of Mrs. Fanny’s Fabulous Crumpets, was immediately implemented into all new diapers. Any new abnormities noticed in the diapers where reported as “new and improved, for the baby’s comfort.”
At this point JIMOBA’s plans were well known to us. Once the diapers were distributed around the globe, JIMOBA would send the command for each unit to link together. When linked, the network of diapers would suck up the water supply of all the major cities of the world. Another one of JIMOBA would then hold the world hostage, while some how looking like the good guy.
It was not much longer after that we were able to determine the use of the baby powder. Our knowledge database confirmed that baby powder is often used in close association with diapers. Intelligence confirmed that JIMOBA had devised a way to use the powder as a source of power for the nanobots inside the diapers. This way the diaper would be powered up after they were inside the homes, eliminating the need for electric current that could cause suspicion.
At this time we were ready to form a task force to eliminate the threat. We decided on six members, I being the leader and coordinator, two technology experts (one to go with us, and one to operate the temporary headquarters near by) a weapons expert, and two experts on baby products. After careful scanning and analyses of the building we found one major exploit in their security system. JIMOBA implements a highly advanced security system into each of their buildings all over the world. Every security system is equipped with motion sensing cameras, heat sensitive walls, pressure sensitive floors and is absent of any data access from the outside. However, we were able to detect a wireless network connection carelessly installed inside a janitor’s closet. After we where able to access the security system via the wireless network, our next step was to de-encrypt the command signals. This was surprisingly achieved using the numbers off of the vice presidents fortune cookie.
Since every level of security is checked by computers without human oversight, we were able to enter directly into the facility without hazarded or determent. Once inside the center of the building, removed several items for evidence. To ensure that their was no way for their plans to continue, we activated the self destruct sequence.
All human personal escaped unharmed, and their plan had been effectively stopped. However, there is still ample evidence for the UN to put forth a heavy prosecution.
Sincerely,
-Agent Jake Garrison
